John McCain kept your wiffle ball

First, George Bush used the fat red bat. Now John McCain kept someone’s wiffle ball? Are Republicans trying to ruin this great game?

It’s not nice to keep someone else’s wiffle ball, especially if you’re running for President of the United States. That might cost John McCain a vote in November. If you kept someone’s wiffle ball, it might cost you a friend.

Johan Santana once kept one of my wiffleballs. He asked first though, so it was OK.

Wiffleballs are cheap. John McCain could easily go out and buy his own. You probably can too.

OK, it’s really not that bad. In fact, I enjoyed visiting johnmccainkeptyourwiffleball.com. It’s the site creator’s attempt to describe 2008 Republican presidential candidate John McCain. You can add your own John McCain line too. I added ‘John McCain doesn’t use hair gel’.

Give it a try. But don’t ever keep someone else’s wiffleball without permission. Don’t be like John McCain.