Don’t Vote For John McCain. He Steals Wiffleballs.

If you still haven’t made up your mind on which Presidential candidate to vote for, and wiffleball is important to you, then the choice is obvious: Vote for Barack Obama.

In case you missed it, a few months ago, John McCain kept someone’s wiffleball. To our knowledge, Barack Obama has never stooped to this level.

Need another reason to vote for Obama? Here’s one. John McCain was endorsed by fellow Republican, President George W. Bush, who was recently photographed playing wiffleball with the fat red bat – the only bat that is banned under Major League Wiffleball rules. Do we really want four more years of the same disrespect for the great game of wiffleball?

So when you walk into the voting booth this Election Day and go to cast your vote for the next President of the United States, please think twice before voting for John McCain, the wiffleball thief who is endorsed by a wiffleball cheater, and vote for Barack Obama, the candidate who, according to our Google search, has nothing to do with wiffleball.

Thanks to: www.johnmccainkeptyourwiffleball.com